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SATIRE: Why I’m Against Ceremony and What It Is
I have an issue. Everyone keeps talking about this thing called ceremony, and it’s driving me up the wall!
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SATIRE: Sneezing and Shidduchim, and Important Issue People Never Talk About
There’s a very important issue in shidduchim that people never talk about: how the eligible single sounds when they sneeze. I mean, it’s a significant quality of life question.
SATIRE: Scandal Rocks The Orthodox Jewish Community Over Newfangled Hypnosis Craze
The scandal broke during Mincha, and it was resolved before Maariv. But I digress.
SATIRE: The Long and Winding Dissatisfaction Of Mr. Marvin Fruchter
This Purim we present the incomplete chronicles of “The Long and Winding Dissatisfaction Of Mr. Marvin Fruchter”, a historic piece of evidence that Shlichus does, in fact, have a slight downside.
SATIRE: Please Say Mazal Tov To Our Annual List of Purim Engagements
Mazel Tov to the newest couples to become engaged Erev Purim 5784! May they all be zoche to build a Bayis Ne’eman B’Yisrael, Binyan Adai Ad, filled with Torah, mitzvos, kinderlach, and much laughter.
SATIRE: Yeshiva of All Yeshivas To Open This Spring
After years of reading (and commenting on) provocative articles on various websites, a group of Crown Heights Askonim have decided to finally take action that will simultaneously address multiple crises that the community faces, including reaching all of our youth, and the cost of tuition.
Satire: New Advice Column, by Ben Chochom
The following is the first in column series featuring Ben Chochom, who will be giving slightly less than sage advice to anyone who asks a question he may not know the answer to.
SATIRE: HAIRkaras HaTov Event
Crown Heights, statistically boasting the highest concentration of hair per capita, teeming with bearded men, wigged women, a vibrant population of weave enthusiasts and the salons that cater to them, served as the perfect backdrop for this year’s first annual HAIRkaras Hatov event.
Satire Challenge: Last Years Pre-Purim Satire Challenge Winners
Following an amazing run last year, the judges of the Pre-Purim Satire Challenge gave their verdicts on the most hilarious artwork. Lets go back a year and take a look at what they decided.
CrownHeights.info’s 2nd Satire Challenge: Our Judges
With the launch of CrownHeights.info’s second ever Pre-Purim “Satire Challenge”, challenging you – our readers – to make other people laugh, we have partnered with three of the Orthodox Jewish world’s most well known Comedic Influencers. Let us introduce our judges.
2nd Pre-Purim “Satire Challenge” Launches With Jewish Comedy Influencers
This is not a joke…..we promise! CrownHeights.info has launched it’s second ever Pre-Purim “Satire Challenge”, challenging you – our readers – to make other people laugh.
Purim Roll Call! Rabbi Kotlarsky At a Leftist Convention?
Crown Heights comedian Shmully Blesofsky presents a “What if” worth listening to. Just imagine Rabbi Kotlarsly doing his iconic Roll Call at a Leftist convention, priceless.
SATIRE: Mazal Tov, The Purim Engagement List
Let us all drink a few L’Chaims this Purim in a hearty Mazel Tov on the following new Purim engagements in our worldwide Chabad community.
SATIRE: A Purim Shidduch, The Stressful Search For an “Apartment”
No one can truly appreciate the stress of attempting to find your true bashert, the perfect Crown Heights “apartment”. Take a journey into the slightly stressed mind of one such “apartment” [Shidduch] hunter.
SATIRE: Nine Things Only A Lubavitcher Might Say, and Understand
Uniqueness isn’t a bad thing, it helps you stand apart from the masses. It can also give some rather awesome content for jokes. Here is a list of nine things that only a Lubavitcher might say, and understand.
SATIRE: After Activist Outcry, Mashiach Flag To “Go- Green”
Tons of pressure exerted by climate activists have finally returned results as the decision-makers cave and agree to change the color of the Mashiach Flag to “Go-Green”.
SATIRE: A Version of The History Of Crown Heights
When studying history, it is sometimes difficult to isolate the truly remarkable and substantial events that created the world of today. To help understand the world that is Crown Heights, Historian Shmully Blesofsky purifies, distills – and some might say drinks as well – the truly significant incidents that created the Schunah.
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