Purim Roll Call! Rabbi Kotlarsky At a Leftist Convention?
Crown Heights comedian Shmully Blesofsky presents a “What if” worth listening to. Just imagine Rabbi Kotlarsly doing his iconic Roll Call at a Leftist convention, priceless.
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SATIRE: Mazal Tov, The Purim Engagement List
Let us all drink a few L’Chaims this Purim in a hearty Mazel Tov on the following new Purim engagements in our worldwide Chabad community.
SATIRE: A Purim Shidduch, The Stressful Search For an “Apartment”
No one can truly appreciate the stress of attempting to find your true bashert, the perfect Crown Heights “apartment”. Take a journey into the slightly stressed mind of one such “apartment” [Shidduch] hunter.
SATIRE: Nine Things Only A Lubavitcher Might Say, and Understand
Uniqueness isn’t a bad thing, it helps you stand apart from the masses. It can also give some rather awesome content for jokes. Here is a list of nine things that only a Lubavitcher might say, and understand.
SATIRE: After Activist Outcry, Mashiach Flag To “Go- Green”
Tons of pressure exerted by climate activists have finally returned results as the decision-makers cave and agree to change the color of the Mashiach Flag to “Go-Green”.
SATIRE: A Version of The History Of Crown Heights
When studying history, it is sometimes difficult to isolate the truly remarkable and substantial events that created the world of today. To help understand the world that is Crown Heights, Historian Shmully Blesofsky purifies, distills – and some might say drinks as well – the truly significant incidents that created the Schunah.
SATIRE: It is the Ultimate Question, Why Would Someone Bang A Kettle?
Why would someone bang a kettle? That is the question no one is asking except for you. And the answer is not at all simple.
SATIRE: Purim Preparation Checklist
We all have a great time preparing for Purim, but we apparently keep forgetting the notes we painstakingly write after each year’s hard lessons. To help the masses, we present a compiled list to help you make sure you did not forget anything on your list.
SATIRE: The Husband of Valor
We may not be sure who authored Eishes Chayil, but their wife probably would have written this.
SATIRE: Mishna Bruriah, The Never Written Teachings Of Bruriah
Bruriah was a gifted and unusually knowledgeable woman in Talmudic times. Pity no one at the time saw fit to record her teachings. Had they done so, we might have had this.
Ancient postcard image believed to be the same building in which the inscription was found.
SATIRE: Archeologists Ask Community’s Help Decoding Ancient Text Discovered Near Old Parksville
Archeologists are eagerly requesting the public’s help in deciphering an ancient text discovered on the wall of a lavatory unearthed near Old Parksville. The text, believed to be in ancient Hebrew, could bring insight into the workings of ancient lavatories. Yet for the archeologists, the inscription remains baffling.
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