SATIRE: Please Say Mazal Tov To Our Annual List of Purim Engagements

Mazel Tov to the newest couples to become engaged Erev Purim 5784! May they all be zoche to build a Bayis Ne’eman B’Yisrael, Binyan Adai Ad, filled with Torah, mitzvos, kinderlach, and much laughter.

Chanoch L. Naar, Williamsburg, NY to Laina McGilla, Monsey, NY
Benjy Jumper, Colorado Springs, CO to Rhoda Motorcycle, Phoenix, AZ
Sam Chaim, Flatbush, NY to Shlimma Mazel, Kensington, NY
Wayne A. Bissel, Silver Springs, MD to Cam Down, Flatbush, NY
Ber Baer, Washington Heights, NY to Goldie Lox, Spring Valley, NY
Perry Glider, Chicago, IL to Trani Wreck, Los Angeles, CA
Z.R. Shtark, Crown Heights, NY to Machla Shaifa, Midgal Haemek, Israel
Kent Lernen, Seattle, WA to Vera Fine, Toronto, Canada
Hugo Furst, Pittsburgh, PA to Tobi Announced, Boro Park, NY
Ari U. Ready, Flatbush, NY to Anita Bentch, Miami, FL
Peter Out, Lexington, KY to Lena Onme, Teaneck, NJ
Noah Nicegirl, Portland, OR to Gretta Influencer, Los Angeles, CA
Brett A. Plaitzes, Ft. Lauderdale, FL to Juana Mentch, Mexico City, Mexico
Ole Mitzvos, Atlanta, GA to Simone Tov, Boro Park, NY
Alf Simchas, Montreal, Canada to Anya Sorel Chai, Crown Heights, NY