Rabbi Benny’s Hilarious Torah Thought: The One With the Yiddish Speaker

Rabbi Benny Hershcovich, Shliach in Cabo S. Lucas, Mexico, delivers his brief and hilarious thought on this week’s Parsha, Behar. This week Rabbi Benny answers the question: Why does the Torah first command us to agriculturally rest on the seventh sabbatical year, only afterwards telling us about working the land during the preceding six years? Shouldn’t the order have been reversed?

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Weekly Story: Ivan the Farmer

Lying down on the ground Ivan saw the train slow down to almost a standstill as it approached the curve and then proceeded very slowly. This was the moment he was waiting for. Running over to one of the back cars, he grabbed hold of the ladder and climbed up.

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ER MEDICAL, TISHREI SCHEDULE

ER Medical, PC
864 Eastern Parkway Brooklyn, New York 11213
Tel: 718-735-6002
We wish to advise our patients that for your
convenience the Pediatric Office on Eastern Parkway will be open on:

Monday September 30th first day of
Rosh Hashana 12pm to 6pm
Tuesday October 1st second day of
Rosh Hashana 12pm to 6pm
Wednesday October 9th
Yom Kipper 12pm to 6pm
Monday October 14th first day of
Sukkot 12pm to 6 pm
Tuesday October 15th second day of
Sukkot 12pm to 6pm
Monday October 21st Shmini Aterez 12pm to 6pm
Tuesday October 22nd Simchat Torah 12pm to 6pm

NO APPOINTMENTS NECESSARY
This is for pediatric patients under the age of 21, ONLY.

Wishing you and your family a
Gut Yom Tov!
Dr. E Rosen & Associates.

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Racist Rabble-Rouser Allegedly Assaults City Worker

Alicia Boyd, the notoriously anti-Semitic and anti-white founder of the Movement to Protect the People (MTOPP), an organization which uses hateful tactics to oppose any commercial developments in Crown Heights, allegedly assaulted a worker who was cutting grass at the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens, a witness told CrownHeights.info.

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Retail and Customer Service Associate

As counter server, you make the day for e-biz owners, teachers and 100s of others who rely on smooth shipping and print services.

TO DO:

Project calm, capable attitude while working efficiently
Advise customers on shipping/printing
Develop rapport with ongoing customers
Manage/maintain equipment
TO HAVE:

1+ year customer interaction
Patience and an easy smile
Windows, MS Word, PDF
Skill for learning functions/procedures
Work in CH, grow with the company! Must include resume.

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Affordable Apartments Up for Grabs

Applications are now open for 30 affordable apartments in a large, newly constructed building in Crown Heights. One-bedroom apartments will cost only $913 per month, and two-bedrooms will go for $1,065 per month. The apartments will be raffled off among the eligible applicants.

Tefillin on the Run: Chabad at the Comrades

The Comrades Marathon is to South Africa what the New York City Marathon is to the United States. Only two times as long. At 90 kilometers, or 56 miles, the world’s oldest and largest marathon is billed as the ultimate human race. When the gun goes off this Sunday morning at 5:30, 20,000 runners will descend from the Kwazulu Natal town of Pietermaritzburg to Durban on the sea. Along the way, they will be feted by course-side bands and adoring spectators. And Rabbi Shlomo Wainer.