Daily Archives: February 28, 2010
Photos: Lipa All Night in Oholei Torah
In an event organized by Beis Shmuel, Lipa Shmeltzer sang for four hours straight in a Purim party which was open to the entire community.
Brooklyn, NY – In an effort to ensure that her voting record is accurately represented, United States Congresswoman Yvette Clarke (D-NY) has announced that she will be distributing publicity photos custom-tailored to each community, each with a different background flag representing her alternating and contradictory views.
Purim Satire: Rep. Clarke Shows Her True Colors
Brooklyn, NY – In an effort to ensure that her voting record is accurately represented, United States Congresswoman Yvette Clarke (D-NY) has announced that she will be distributing publicity photos custom-tailored to each community, each with a different background flag representing her alternating and contradictory views.
In a shocking turn of events, a Crown Heights resident has been spotted shoveling snow an entire foot beyond his property line.
Purim Satire: Neighbor Shovels Snow Beyond Property Line
In a shocking turn of events, a Crown Heights resident has been spotted shoveling snow an entire foot beyond his property line.
Crown Heights, NY – In a stunning development, the Crown Heights pizza store known affectionately as ‘The Kretchme’, will now be under the supervision of the Crown Heights Beth Din. The store’s owner, Reb Yossel Motchkin, said that this move follows the announcement from its current supervisory establishment, known as ‘Hashgochas HaBeolim’, that they will be going out of business due to the bad economy.
Purim Satire: ‘The Kretchme’ Now Under the CHK
Crown Heights, NY – In a stunning development, the Crown Heights pizza store known affectionately as ‘The Kretchme’, will now be under the supervision of the Crown Heights Beth Din. The store’s owner, Reb Yossel Motchkin, said that this move follows the announcement from its current supervisory establishment, known as ‘Hashgochas HaBeolim’, that they will be going out of business due to the bad economy.