After an impassioned lecture on the virtues of patriotism and the Marxist system of government, a local communist party leader was asked: “Sir, what would you do if you were to own two houses?”
Barely able to contain his proud grin, the official cried out, “Why, of course I would give one away to my comrades!”
“And what would you do if you were to own a second automobile?”
Again the politician declared with smug determination, “Naturally I would give-up one to the people!”
Finally the leader was asked: “And what if you happened to possess two pair of shoes?”
This time the official seemed caught off guard. He began to hem and haw – stammering and stuttering.
When asked later by a close underling, why he did not hesitate to part with a second house or automobile, which are rather valuable items, yet could not say for certain that he would give-up a measly pair of shoes, his response was remarkably simple: “You see, I do not own a second house and probably never will, the same is true of an automobile. But a second pair of shoes? That I do own; and I’m not inclined to give it up!”
The Weekly Sedra – Chayei Sara – Talk is Cheap – Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!
After an impassioned lecture on the virtues of patriotism and the Marxist system of government, a local communist party leader was asked: “Sir, what would you do if you were to own two houses?”
Barely able to contain his proud grin, the official cried out, “Why, of course I would give one away to my comrades!”
“And what would you do if you were to own a second automobile?”
Again the politician declared with smug determination, “Naturally I would give-up one to the people!”
Finally the leader was asked: “And what if you happened to possess two pair of shoes?”
This time the official seemed caught off guard. He began to hem and haw – stammering and stuttering.
When asked later by a close underling, why he did not hesitate to part with a second house or automobile, which are rather valuable items, yet could not say for certain that he would give-up a measly pair of shoes, his response was remarkably simple: “You see, I do not own a second house and probably never will, the same is true of an automobile. But a second pair of shoes? That I do own; and I’m not inclined to give it up!”











