SATIRE: Archeologists Ask Community’s Help Decoding Ancient Text Discovered Near Old Parksville

Archeologists are eagerly requesting the public’s help in deciphering an ancient text discovered on the wall of a lavatory unearthed near Old Parksville. The text, believed to be in ancient Hebrew, could bring insight into the workings of ancient lavatories. Yet for the archeologists, the inscription remains baffling.

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Baby Boy!

Aizik and Hinda Rivka (nee Simmonds) Vogel from Crown Heights had a baby boy! Shalom Zachor: 258 Albany Ave (between S John Place and Sterling Place)