MUMBAI [AFP] — A Jewish centre targeted in Islamist militants’ deadly attacks on Mumbai nearly 18 months ago will open a museum honouring the people killed there, it was reported Friday.
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It's The Jews Again!
Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update — Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as G-d's “Chosen People” finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.
Asked if the descendants of Abraham shouldn't be pleased about being tapped for an unprecedented second term, Jerusalem Rabbi Ben Meyerson shrugged. “Of course, you are right, we should be thrilled,” he said. “We should also enjoy a good swift kick in the head, but for some reason, we don't.
”Now don't ask such questions until you watch the news, or read history, or at least rent 'Fiddler on the Roof'.“
Much of the world's re-blessed Jewish community shared that feeling. ”It's always been considered a joke with us. You know, 'Please G-d, next time choose someone else,' ha ha," said New York City resident David Bashert.
It’s The Jews Again!
Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update — Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as G-d’s “Chosen People” finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.
Asked if the descendants of Abraham shouldn’t be pleased about being tapped for an unprecedented second term, Jerusalem Rabbi Ben Meyerson shrugged. “Of course, you are right, we should be thrilled,” he said. “We should also enjoy a good swift kick in the head, but for some reason, we don’t.
”Now don’t ask such questions until you watch the news, or read history, or at least rent ‘Fiddler on the Roof’.“
Much of the world’s re-blessed Jewish community shared that feeling. ”It’s always been considered a joke with us. You know, ‘Please G-d, next time choose someone else,’ ha ha,” said New York City resident David Bashert.
NEBRASKA — Today, Friday the annual kinus Hashluchim for the U.S west coast region will open in Omaha, Nebraska, hosted by Rabbi Mendel Katzman and his wife.
Taharas Hamishpacha Int’l (THI), Mikvah.org proudly announces the launch of My Mikvah Calendar’s Hebrew Beta version @ http://www.mymikvahcalendar.org/?l=he.
Mendy Gurkov (Wayne, NJ) and Esty (bas R Isaac OBM) Mintz (Crown Heights)
L’Chaim Sunday night at Lubavitcher Yeshiva
570 Crown St [hall entrance on Albany Ave]
Mendel Korf (Hollywood, FL) and Michal (Melissa) Zigart (Cleveland, OH)
The Keren Avrohom Eliezer Camp Fund, established in memory of Avrohom Eliezer Goldman, HY”D is welcoming everyone to join them at Bais Rivkah Campus Chomesh, 470 Lefferts Ave, this Sunday May 16, the 3rd of Sivan to commemorate the inception of the camp fund.
Bentzi Cousin (Crown Heights/London, England) and Osnas Grinman (Detroit, MI)
L’Chaim Sunday night at Crown Condos
580 Crown St [between Albany and Troy Ave]
Yosef and Rivky (nee Braude) Abramov (Crown Heights)
Sholom Zochor at 35 Balfour Pl
[between Empire Blvd and Lefferts Ave]
Moshe and Dina Kops (Crown Heights)
Sholom Zochor at 580 Crown St, Apt 203
[between Albany and Troy Ave]
Heinz will change the recipe for its flagship ketchup product this summer. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported Thursday that the salt content of the condiment will drop by 15 percent, saying it was the most significant change in the ketchup recipe in nearly 40 years. Under the new formula the average serving will have 160mg of sodium, down from 190mg.
Ahron Chayim and Estee (nee Sandhaus) Aronov (Crown Heights)
Sholom Zochor at 1394 Union St
[between Kingston and Brooklyn Ave]
Yosef Yitzchak and Nechama Perlstein
Sholom Zochor at 600 Empire Blvd
[between Kingston and Albany Ave]
In honor of Shavuos, a long time Released Time donor has approached Rabbi Shazak Zirkind, Released Time Director, to donate 900 17 inch Torahs to be distributed to the public school children who attend the Released Time Program under the auspices of NCFJE.
CrownHeights.info and the Avner institute would like to present a Photo of the Rebbe Leaving for the Ohel March of 1984.
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