One day when walking across a bridge, I encountered a man who was about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don't do that!”
“Why not,” he asked. “Well, there's so much to live for.” I replied.”Like what,“ he asked.
”Well...are you Jewish,“ I asked. “I’m Jewish,” He said. “Me too, I replied.
“Are you Orthodox or Reform?” He said “Orthodox.” I said, “Me too. Are you Charedi or Modern?” He said “Charedi.” I said, “Me too!
“Are you Litfish or Chassidish? ”He said “Litfish.” I said, “Wow! Me too.”
Are you Litfish Yerushalmi or Litfish Bnei-Braker?” He said “Litfish Yerushalmi.“ I said ”Me too!
“Are you Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik, or are you Litfish Yerushalmi Brisker?“ He said ”Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik“ I said, ”Imagine that! Me too!
“Are you Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik Slobodker, or Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik Kelmer?“ He said ”Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik Slobodker!"Apikores (heretic) that you are!” I shouted, and proceeded to push him off the bridge.
United We Stand – Can Individuality And Unity Coexist?
One day when walking across a bridge, I encountered a man who was about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do that!”
“Why not,” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for.” I replied.”Like what,“ he asked.
”Well…are you Jewish,“ I asked. “I’m Jewish,” He said. “Me too, I replied.
“Are you Orthodox or Reform?” He said “Orthodox.” I said, “Me too. Are you Charedi or Modern?” He said “Charedi.” I said, “Me too!
“Are you Litfish or Chassidish? ”He said “Litfish.” I said, “Wow! Me too.”
Are you Litfish Yerushalmi or Litfish Bnei-Braker?” He said “Litfish Yerushalmi.“ I said ”Me too!
“Are you Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik, or are you Litfish Yerushalmi Brisker?“ He said ”Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik“ I said, ”Imagine that! Me too!
“Are you Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik Slobodker, or Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik Kelmer?“ He said ”Litfish Yerushalmi Mussarnik Slobodker!”Apikores (heretic) that you are!” I shouted, and proceeded to push him off the bridge.
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