Brooklyn, NY – In an effort to ensure that her voting record is accurately represented, United States Congresswoman Yvette Clarke (D-NY) has announced that she will be distributing publicity photos custom-tailored to each community, each with a different background flag representing her alternating and contradictory views.

Purim Satire: Rep. Clarke Shows Her True Colors

Brooklyn, NY – In an effort to ensure that her voting record is accurately represented, United States Congresswoman Yvette Clarke (D-NY) has announced that she will be distributing publicity photos custom-tailored to each community, each with a different background flag representing her alternating and contradictory views.

When reached for comment, Ms. Clarke’s liaison, identified only as E.S., stated that its purpose was “to ensure consistency with Ms. Clarke’s record of voting for resolutions condemning the State of Israel and then providing ‘clarifications’ to the Jewish community.”

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