Free the gefilte fish! Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton drew chuckles from a congressional panel when she said that getting nine containers of Asian Carp filets from an Illinois fishery to a processing plant in Israel in time for the Pesach “sounds to me like one of those issues that should rise to the highest levels of our government.” Israel slapped a 120% import duty on the fish. “I will take that mission on,” Hillary said.
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Free the gefilte fish! Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton drew chuckles from a congressional panel when she said that getting nine containers of Asian Carp filets from an Illinois fishery to a processing plant in Israel in time for the Pesach “sounds to me like one of those issues that should rise to the highest levels of our government.” Israel slapped a 120% import duty on the fish. “I will take that mission on,” Hillary said.
Article written by Amiram Cohen for Haaretz
Israel, U.S. try to mend another crisis – over gefilte fish
Although Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu went to the United States to mend fences with the Obama administration, he used his time there to intervene on another major disagreement with more immediate implications for Israeli Jews than construction in East Jerusalem: the gefilte fish crisis.
The crisis began when containers holding frozen carp for Seder tables arrived at the Ashdod port, and the importer and the American manufacturer told port authorities they didn’t know carp imports were to be taxed, as of January, at NIS 11 a kilogram. Five more fish-filled containers were on their way to Israel, and three weeks ago U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton asked visiting Defense Minister Ehud Barak to release the containers from custom tax.
Barak approached Industry, Trade and Labor Minister Benjamin Ben-Eliezer and Agriculture Minister Shalom Simhon, and a compromise was offered – the two containers would be allowed to dislodge their cargo without paying customs tax, and the importer would order an additional shipment of identical quantity on which he would pay full tax. The importer and manufacturer, however, rejected the offer out of hand, and have asked an American congressman to intervene.
“Bibi had no idea of the matter and after meeting the congressman, asked his aide, Ron Brumer, to resolve the crisis,” said the deputy director-general for trade at the Agriculture Ministry, Itzik Ben David. “The solution as it looks right now will be to sent the carp over to Canada, for their gefilte fish industry.”
Ben David said he understood that the Americans told Netanyahu that stopping gefilte fish imports would increase unemployment in the U.S., no less. Netanyahu replied that Israel has no policy of increasing American unemployment,” Ben David said.
Meanwhile, the Agriculture Ministry said this week that the recommended price for carp for the Passover season will be NIS 24 to NIS 28 shekels a kilo.
No Fish Story
Reminds me of the old joke: How do you become a millionaire in Israel? Answer: Move there with two million dollars.
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IT GOOD SHES SAVING OUR JEWISH TRADISON!!!
dear first comment
if u have two million dollars arent u a millionare already?
No Fish Story
To “Dear First Comment”
It’s supposed to be a joke. You have two million dollars to begin with when you move to Israel so you are beyond being simply a millionaire, but as soon as you move to Israel the government will take half and you’ll be left with only one million.
gefilte fish
dear “no fish story” he knows its a joke, he just wants the joke to be explained. dont get intimidated.
another version
I heard the joke in a different lashon:
How do you make a small fortune in Israel?
Move there with a big forune.
come on people!
its the same joke, cool it