We'd just placed our orders and the waiter had brought over our drinks, along with the requisite plate of pickles. My mother-in-law took one look at them and turned to my father-in-law. “Joe, are those goyishe pickles, or are they half-sours?” she asked. Acting as taste-tester, my father-in-law dutifully bit into a spear, and assured her it was kosher.
Brine Enthusiasts get in a Pickle — or Two
A couple of months ago, I was in a New York diner with my husband and in-laws when I had a minor epiphany.
We’d just placed our orders and the waiter had brought over our drinks, along with the requisite plate of pickles. My mother-in-law took one look at them and turned to my father-in-law. “Joe, are those goyishe pickles, or are they half-sours?” she asked. Acting as taste-tester, my father-in-law dutifully bit into a spear, and assured her it was kosher.
“Goyishe pickles,” I thought, and smiled. Instinctively, I understood what she’d meant. There are Jewish pickles, and there are most certainly non-Jewish pickles. I was raised in a Jewish home, one that took Jewish food quite seriously. But even as a sweet gherkin never entered our house, the concept of Jewish versus goyishe pickles had never been raised aloud.
I assumed my mother-in-law’s term was her own invention. But that was before I heard about a class at Chabad of the Conejo called “The Art of Kosher Pickle Making,” and before I spoke to the Kosher Pickle Rabbi — Rabbi Shmuel Marcus, executive director of Chabad Lubavitch of Cypress/Los Alamitos.
It all started with Marcus’ visits to an elderly friend’s home. After many visits of laying tefillin together, Marcus learned his friend had once been in the pickle business. The man, who was retired, still made pickles at home, and offered one to Marcus. “I had a taste, and they were fantastic,” Marcus said. “I started coming back every Thursday. I’d put on tefillin, and I’d get a pickle.”
Last February, it occurred to the two that kosher pickle making would be one Jewish lesson Marcus’ Hebrew High students might appreciate, but “we didn’t expect it to blow up as it did,” Marcus said. Parents were as interested in the class as the kids were, and Marcus quickly followed up the Hebrew High class with a general class a month later. It included about 50 people, and about 15 percent of them were non-Jews, by Marcus’ estimation.
Since then, interest has only grown. They have created a booklet now used by some private schools to guide students through the experience. Marcus says he’s heard from curious parties as distant as Florida.
The workshop teaches people the history of the American kosher dill, how to make their own pickles, as well as what makes a “kosher” pickle (answer: kosher salt), and what makes a goyishe pickle (answer: vinegar).
So I guess my mother-in-law didn’t make up the term. But I told Rabbi Marcus about that day in the diner, and apparently I’m not the only one with a pickle story.
“As a Chabad rabbi, you do more than one program in your life,” Marcus said, “But with ‘Kosher Pickle Making,’ no one could just call and tell me ‘Put us down for two people.’ Everybody had a song and dance: ‘I’m coming because my grandmother’ … or ‘I’m coming because my daughter….’ A lot of people who come, there’s a pickle connection. Everybody’s got pickle baggage.”
I used to buy -em from the Pickle Man
Can we get a copy of the booklet?
Andy Ennui
I call them the same thing!! They have no place next to real pickles. Leave it for the people in Nebraska. It makes them feel they are going "ethnic".
M. Fox
Rabbi Marcus I told you their great pickels!
M. Fox-s wife
It’s "They’re" not "Their".
Pickle Connoisuer
Both Kosher and so called goyishe pickles contain vinegar.
The difference is that goyeshe pickles almost always contain sugar as well.
Additionally goyishe pickles are often cooked by the hot pickling liquid, which gives them a rubbery texture versus the classic crunchy texture of a good kosher pickle, which is acheived by keeping them cold during the pickling process..
Pickling by definition is a varying ratio of salt, vinegar, and water.
What spices and other flavorings are then added is what usually defines it.
Traditional kosher pickling spices are:
garlic, pepper, mustard seed, dill seed, bay leaf.
For a good recipe try Classic Jewish-Food Recipe Archives http://www.jewish-food.org
Happy Kosher Eating!
I love Em-
Gherkin Pickles are the BEST kind of pickles ever…. PERIOD!!!!
Charlie
The real kosher picklles should not, absolutelly not have any vinegar or sugar. Not because the sugar is not kosher, but because the real kosher pickles originated in Ukrain and Russia and nobody, even goyim, use neither vinegar or sugar when making pickles.