Crown Heights, NY – In a stunning development, the Crown Heights pizza store known affectionately as ‘The Kretchme’, will now be under the supervision of the Crown Heights Beth Din. The store’s owner, Reb Yossel Motchkin, said that this move follows the announcement from its current supervisory establishment, known as ‘Hashgochas HaBeolim’, that they will be going out of business due to the bad economy.

Purim Satire: ‘The Kretchme’ Now Under the CHK

Crown Heights, NY – In a stunning development, the Crown Heights pizza store known affectionately as ‘The Kretchme’, will now be under the supervision of the Crown Heights Beth Din. The store’s owner, Reb Yossel Motchkin, said that this move follows the announcement from its current supervisory establishment, known as ‘Hashgochas HaBeolim’, that they will be going out of business due to the bad economy.

Reb Yossel estimates that, as a result of this change, he expects to see a whopping one hundred additional dollars in revenue annually.

5 Comments

  • CHK WOULD BE GREAT.....NO BOLONEY

    YOSSEL,

    I WISH THE ARTICLE WAS NOT A SATIRE.

    I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YOU IN THE KRECHME TOGETHER WITH A BUNCH OF OUR GOOD BUDDIES.

  • Trusting Jew

    I always went there because I trust Yossel and his family, not because any of the hashgochas. (Just like it was before there were any hashgochas)