Another Crown Heights Package Thief Slapped In Cuffs

by CrownHeights.info

Another package thief will be spending some time contemplating their life decisions Sunday, after they were busted in the act and put in handcuffs.

According to sources familiar with the incident, the female package thief in question had lifted packages from Crown Heights residents Sunday morning and made off across Eastern Parkway to the area of Albany Ave and S. Johns. Once there, she entered a building and “disappeared”.

When she exited the building some time later, she found a welcoming committee of Shomrim volunteers who graciously involved her in conversation until officers from the 77th NYPD Precinct showed up.

She was sent back to the 71st precinct for her original package thefts, and will now be contemplating her life choices as she waits for the cogs of the justice system to roll.